FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS

here is a collection of leave letters & applications written by people in various places of India
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Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave ,he wrote Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
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This one is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"
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Another from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request u to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------> A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.